It appears that the alien kid snatchers that I spoke so highly of last week pulled a fast one on me. It seems that while they abducted the old Ben and left me a new shiny eating model they also snatched my well behaved 4 year old daughter and left a very dysfunctional tantrum throwing one behind. And this one is broken. Seriously. Malfunctioning. As a matter of fact with her mood swings she makes PMS look like an all expenses paid trip to Tahiti. One minute screaming, hyperventilating, crying. Next minute grins and giggles. I about got whiplash today, her moods changed so fast. I thought this wasn’t supposed to happen for about 9 more years.